Griffin isn’t your average mythical creature. He’s got golden feathers, a grin, and a knack for showing up exactly where he shouldn’t be. One minute he’s crashing a royal banquet (because free snacks, duh), and the next, he’s accidentally leading a crypto panel at a global tech summit. It’s not that Griffin’s trying to be impressive—he just has no idea how he keeps ending up in these situations.

The truth? Griffin only knows one thing: his meme coin. Everything else? Pure chaos. But hey, he’s just a Griffin, called Griffin. What’s the big deal? 🤷‍♂️